Nestled in the quiet boundaries of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, Germans are abruptly being awakened, shaken and shocked by a most hideous creature, place of origin unknown.
Take the family of four who decided to pack their suitcases, coolers topped with lager and two, teenage kids, each a boy, about fourteen and fifteen years of age, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a three day weekend. All scenarios resulted with the usual expectations as they had numerous experience previously when they took the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere the ring of a phone could not reach them.
All things seemed perfectly normal. Their car pressed into the sharp turns of a climbing hill that looked like a mountain, screeching the tires every now and then. The kids were soundly asleep with visions of who knows what, but since one of the boys developed some drool dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess his thoughts were of conquests and pleasure not yet experienced.
Helen, mom, too was in a deep slumber, perhaps caused by the thick buzzing of the car engine heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.
We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day K-fee energy drink was to be introduced to the country. What was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the opposite direction of all original intentions.
No one could have planned it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, the good people of Germany may not be pacing frantically, laying awake and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was filmed. Although there is video proof, to date, German officials have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for certain, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.
Leading a most envious life, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. Of course, others are welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.
- Thor Daniels