Energy Drinks : What The Germans Aren't Tell Us
Tucked in the peaceful boundaries of landscapes of bliss, calm and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are rudely being woken up, jolted and surprised by a most disturbing creature, origins unknown.
Take the family who had packed their suitcases, trunks brimming with lager and two, young kids, both boys, about fourteen and fifteen years of age, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a 2 day road trip. All scenarios played out with the usual expectations as they had numerous experience previously when they took the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a cell phone couldn't reach them.
Everything looked as it had always been. Their vintage automobile pushed into each corner of a stretching hill, burning the tires every now and then. The boys were soundly asleep with dreams of who knows what, but since one developed some drool dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess their thoughts were of events and pleasure not yet experienced.
Susan, the mom, also was in a bottomless slumber, probably caused by the jarring white noise of the engine of the car surging itself up yet another grueling hill.
We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an inconspicuously placed camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a fluke being the same time Kfee energy drink was to be introduced to the country. But, what was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps one hundred and eighty degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.
No one could have predicted it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, citizens of Germany may not be panically pacing, laying awake and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was filmed. Although there is photographic proof, to date, German officials have kept silent about what has transpired that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or pretend it never happened, but one thing is for sure, Germany will never be the same again. The invasion has begun.
Naturally higher than a kite on most days, Dave is a guy who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. To note, you are welcome to come along, while the fun continue.
- Dave Esposito
